Super Happy Pickem Game

A quick game of pickem:

1. Stud of the Olympics:

Michael or Usain

Michael has 8 gold and 7 world records, Usain only 3 gold and 3 world records.

Winner: Usain. Because world records in swimming are like goose poop at the fort wayne rose garden - they are everywhere and you walk into them by accident. Usain did not need a $10,000 suit to go fast, just an untucked t-shirt and big smiles.

2. Scary dude of the Olympics:

Grzegorz or Denis

Winner: Denis. Latvian Grzegorz has the scarier name and is a heavyweight weightlifting finalist. I would not want to throw down with him an alley outside of Riga. However, Russian Denis is simply on another level. While he may only have the bronze in the 50k racewalk, he takes the gold in looking like a neighborhood serial killer.

3. Controversy of the Olympics:

Pre-teen Chinese gymnasts or pre-teen Chinese fake singers

Winner: push. Both were equally impressive and now can go back to watching Dora the Explorer.
4. Goofiest event:

Individual ribbon or team ribbon

Winner: none. We are all losers in this one. All losers...