Asamoah Gyan Suicide Watch - Day 1

With Saurez punching the ball out with seconds remaining in the extra time, the game was won by Ghana. Except for that whole "making the penalty kick" thing. What a nutty, sad, fun way to end a game.

Uruguayan goalkeeper gives thanks to St. Ines, Our Lady of the Holy Crossbar.

And so Benito joins Dental Hygenius in advancing to the semifinals.