Party Time

Tip for NBC: if Shaun White's coaching staff is wearing flannel parkas and have their own video cameras out, there's a decent chance a few f-bombs may end up on live tv. Have your finger on the Janet Jackson button at all times... I wonder if our founding fathers knew all their hard work would one day pay off with an American becoming the first person to do something called the 1260 Double McTwist.

In other news Lindsey Vonn was very busy today. She not only won gold in the women's downhill; she also earned 10 points for those who took USA in the pool, came off the high from the tons of shin-related painkillers, and apparently hosted a bachelorette party for her friend Julia Mancuso. "Here's your gaudy medallll, here's your tiaraaaaa, ok let's slam some peppermint schnapps." She's just the best, isn't she?

Oh, and Norway remembered how to ski.